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Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

I’m sorry, I tried to scroll past….I really did

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You do not need pasta. Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

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*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

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When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.


#this chicken is dangerous

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Life is so ironic, particularly when you’re ironing Teabaggers.

Birth control helps to control births! What a shocker!

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