I'm Jess, a nineteen-year-old psych student.


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Reblogged from star-loser

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

brolininthetardis:

i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

I’m sorry, I tried to scroll past….I really did

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You do not need pasta. Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

(via nevergonnaquit)

Reblogged from nayx

nevergonnaquit:

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

thankyoumrdata
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coralisbadillo:

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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#this chicken is dangerous

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Reblogged from proudly-pro-choice

king-of-roses:

tamorapierce:

Life is so ironic, particularly when you’re ironing Teabaggers.

Birth control helps to control births! What a shocker!

(Source: proudly-pro-choice, via allonsy-sherlock)